Once there was very scary gypsy, who like doing very scary gypsy magic! After one magic go wrong, she lose her ear to cancer, doctor say he can't fix her because she is poor. After much crying, she realizes that she is gypsy and that gypsy do not stop because small technicalities! Gypsy stop because of BIG technicalities! After much potion brewing gypsy finally think she find cure for mysterious ear dissolving syndrome! She drink potion, but ear not grow back, instead she gets swelled lymph nodes! She visit her own gypsy voodoo doctor, because city doctor are money-craving quack with no real knowledge of medic. As she walk to voodoo doctor hut, she sees voodoo doctor dead in door frame. "Stupid lazy voodoo doctor sleeping on job, I guess I must visit city doctor." She boards trusty mule to ride to city and sees city doctor office and park mule in spot which say "no mule parking," gypsy can't read, reading is Satan. She park mule and walk to doctor office, after three hour wait for tests doctor tell her she has lymphoma. "Lymphoma? Nothing trusty caravan doctor can't fix, I don't need you city doctors with big signs and Satan words, bah!" After leaving city doctor office, she see mule gone, she never should have put mule next to Satan words! After much looking, gypsy finally finds police dragging mule by teeth to executioner block. Gypsy casts witch magic and kills police. After reuniting mule with gypsy she rides home in much glory and praise. As gypsy park mule in designated mule park spot in back of caravan with pauper gypsy children, she seeks out caravan doctor in hut. Caravan doctor is beating his wife when gypsy enter and ask for assistance with simple magic affliction, only evil spirits reassures doctor. After receiving treatment in form of murky liquid, titled with name that has words, gypsy say she feels much better. Doctor says drink this and chant gypsy witch chants and you will be fine. After a week, gypsy is dead, turns out caravan doctor is city doctor in disguise and bottle is poisoned with Satan words! After dying painful gypsy death, city doctor goes on to become great physician and work for doctors like Edward Jennings and discovering cure for gypsy cancer. Also as it turns out, gypsy cancer is actually the common cold, but is deadly when mixed with gypsy medicine.